If you are looking for the perfect island in Thailand that has it all β beautiful beaches, a huge choice of both fine Thai and Western restaurants, shopping malls, and overwhelmingly many Farang friendly Thai ladies β then you will find your paradise on Koh Samui. In other words:. And because there is so much going on here and huge differences in the nightlife and girls scene depending on the beach, I think it makes sense to give you a rough overview of the daily entertainment before going into each category.
There is literally nothing to monger on the western and southern coast. Only if you are reaching the island by ferry you are going to see the west coast as the ferry terminal is located there. It takes about 45 minutes to one hour to cross the island from west to east by motorcycle.
Yes, there are also plenty of beer bars and massage salons happy ending ones but not nearly as many and I also found the quality of girls in Chaweng is so much better than in Lamai. Almost ready to go into the various types of nightlife on Samui, but just one more thing I noticed here: The girls are super attentive and yelling at you louder and with more enthusiasm than pretty much anywhere else in Thailand.
Even when you drive past a massage salon they try to get your attention. Free pool, 80 Baht Chang bottles or Baht pints , lots of TVs with live sport and modern yet cosy setup. They also got free pool and table tennis. The bar fines in the girly bars are between and Baht and the lady drinks generally cost Baht. Short time sex with a Samui bar girl costs 1,, Baht negotiable.
Chaweng Beach is home to all major night clubs on Koh Samui. Sound is the third and least visited club on Soi Green Mango. The atmosphere is pretty laid-back though. Drink prices range from Baht for beer to Baht for spirits. Just smile when she suggests 1, Baht for a hand job, you should pay no more than Baht for it, if you are a little skilled and lucky you may even get away for Baht. I have highlighted the major clusters with at least half a dozen of massage salons in one area on the map below yellow pins.
